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Things Developers Say in Meetings, Translated
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"It should be a quick fix" has never once been a quick fix. A light-hearted dictionary of developer meeting phrases, what they really mean, and the one habit that makes status updates actually useful.
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Me vs the Merge Conflict: A Drama in Five Acts
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It starts with a confident git pull and ends with a screen full of angle brackets and a teammate who renamed everything. A light-hearted look at merge conflicts, and the habits that make them small and boring.
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A Developer's Year in Commit Messages (From "feat" to ".")
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January starts with perfect Conventional Commits. By June it's "final FINAL", and by December it's a single full stop. A fictional but painfully familiar year in git log, plus the commit habits that future you will thank you for.
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If Programming Languages Were People at a Party
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PHP is feeding everyone in the kitchen, JavaScript is in every room at once and SQL is in the corner, older than the house. A light look at the guests, and how I actually pick a language.
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Me vs Production: The Friday Deploy
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It's a tiny change. It's 4:45 on a Friday. What could possibly go wrong? A short, painfully familiar story in six timestamps, followed by the habits that make Friday deploys boring again.
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The Developer's Dictionary: What We Say vs What We Mean
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"Quick fix." "Should work." "Minor refactor." Every developer speaks a second language, and every manager has learned to translate it. Here's the dictionary, plus one honest trick for estimates that people actually trust.
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01. About Shiroz
Mohammed Shiroz
Hi, I'm Mohammed Shiroz, a software engineer and AI enthusiast from Sri Lanka who turns ideas into intelligent, real-world solutions. With over 9 years of hands-on experience, I currently lead real estate ERP development at Kate Group, a...
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